another song about Donald Trump

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Here is another song about Donald Trump. Feel free to add additional verses. So many lies...

The Donald Lies Over the Ocean
Tune: My Bonnie
lyrics by Alan Thiesen, placed in the public domain

The Donald lies over the ocean.
The Donald lies over DC.
The Donald lies over and over.
He won't pull a fast one on me!

Won't pull, won't pull,
He won't pull a fast one on me, on me.
Won't pull, won't pull,
He won't pull a fast one on me.

He claims one point five million people
Turned out for his grand swearing in.
The photos show four hundred thousand,
And lying, you know, is a sin.

Lying, lying,
Lying, you know, is a sin, a sin.
Lying, lying,
Lying, you know, is a sin.

They rant about terror in Sweden,
A Bowling Green massacre, too.
Tell Donald and all of his cronies
That none of that batshit is true.

Batshit, batshit,
None of that batshit is true, is true.
Batshit, batshit,
None of that batshit is true.

He claims that he's bringing back coal jobs.
That's something that no one can do.
So while you are trying that, Donald,
Bring milkmaids and icemen back, too.

Bring back, bring back,
Bring milkmaids and icemen back too, back too.
Bring back, bring back,
Bring milkmaids and icemen back, too.

He claims that Obama has bugged him
With wiretaps up his wazoos.
Is Donald aware that he's lying,
Or does he believe Breitbart News?

Does he, does he,
Does he believe Breitbart News, Bart News?
Does he, does he,
Does he believe Breitbart News?

He promised to kill off my health care
I'm hoping that that's a lie, too.
But I've got a terrible feeling
There's one thing he said that is true.

One thing, one thing,
There's one thing he said that is true, is true
One thing, one thing,
There's one thing he said that is true.