Song: The Donald Trump March

This song is not sophisticated, not subtle, and not polite, but those qualities seem useless in today's political environment.


The Donald Trump March
tune: The Mickey Mouse March
lyrics by Alan Thiesen, placed in the public domain

Who's the leader of the land,
A land that once was free?
D-O-N-A-L-D
Trump is not for me.

Who's the fool who's Putin's tool,
Corrupt as he can be?
D-O-N-A-L-D
Trump is not for me.

Donald Trump! (Mike Pence)
Donald Trump! (Mike Pence)
Together they will drain the country dry. (Dry! Dry! Dry!)

Come along and join the throng.
We shall again be free.
D-O-N-A-L-D
Trump is not for me.

(slower)
Now it's time to say goodbye
To this kleptocracy.
D-O-N (Enabling our enemy!)
A-L-D (Defiling our democracy!)
Impeach that S-O-B!